The Chainsmokers
When Jason was at the table
I kept on seeing him look at me when he was with that other girlDo you think he was just doing that to make me jealous?Because he was totally texting me all night last nightand I don't know if it's a booty call or notSooo... like what do you think?Did you think that girl was pretty?How did that girl even get in here?Did you see her?She's so short and that dress is so tackyWho wears cheetah?It's not even summer, why does the DJ keep on playing Summertime Sadness?After we go to the bathroom, can we go smoke a cigarette?I really need oneBut first,LET ME TAKE A SELFIE
Wait, pause, Jason just liked my selfieWhat a creepIs that guy sleeping over there?Yeah, the one next to the girl with no shoes onThat's so ratchetThat girl is such a fake modelShe definitely bought all her Instagram followersWho goes out on Mondays?OK, let's go take some shotsOh no, I feel like I'm gonna throw upOh wait, nevermind I'm fineLet's go danceThere's no vodka at this tableDo you know anyone else here?Oh my god, Jason just texted meShould I go home with him?I guess I took a good selfie
[Selfie on repeat]
LET ME TAKE A SELFIE
